Part four:

Today started peacefully enough but it ended in drama. Woke up at about 10:30, fucked around a bit and met up with our Jon. He suggested a trip to Laem Sing Beach about 15 minutes north of Patong on motorbike. This sounded good but I was a bit apprehensive about getting on the mototbike. Jon assured me of his skill as a driver and I agreed to ride with him as I didnt feel like getting on myself. Everything was cool and it took us about 15 minutes to get there. We scored some nice lounge chairs and, well, lounged the rest of the day. I can recommend this beach highly. It was quite busy and Jon commented that he had never seen so many people on it but then again this is high season. Lots of Italians and French about I dont think there were any other of us Yanks about, which was fine by us. Jon got a few phone calls about business (he has to take care of biz even when on his hols-what dedication). I spent quite a bit of time under the umbrellas as I didn't want to get scorched this early in the week. The afternoon flew by as we chatted, laughed, and even got in some snorkling. This is a smallish beach protected by high hills on two sides produced a small (but not too small) cove. We ended up having dinner there as the sun set and we got back to our hotels at about 1900.

I took a well deserved nap and we hit the streets at about 2230. This trip I haven't been suffering from drastic effects of jet lag. I dont know why. Perhaps it was a rather comfortable trip over. Maybe it's because I am keeping such late hours or that I have been taking regular two hour (or so) naps before heading out for some LB hunting. Dont know why but I feel great - not a day over 35!!!

We messed around a bit and we, UNBELIEVEABLY, ended up on Soi Katoey. I dragged Jon back to where the posties were and where the chicks had their kit off. I had a greedy and aggresive post op extort me for a tip after she rubbed up against me and had me feel her tit. Hell, I didn't want her to feel rejected now did I? To keep the peace I gave her 20 baht. She said more!! Like I scmuck, I gave her another 20 B. Cheeky monkey! Well, she then demanded 100 B!! Promptly told her to fuck off!! Some of these "Shark Eyed Skanks" are getting more and more like their Western counterparts albeit on a much smaller (and cheaper) scale! 

We left that location so we didn't have a repeat and soon after I encountered an LB named Phu-pee. It sounded like POOPY and that ended up what her attitude was like! Wish I'd known. I thought she said she was a post op and seeing what was on offer I thought I might be "up" for some of that but she wasn't cut.  She had a dick - mais pen rai! I didn't care as I thought she was a looker. I got her phone number and told her I would come back later. On our way out we met up with an Englishman called Glyn or more appropriately named "Sticky". Sticky is a guy who lives in Phuket and is a hugs buttefly spreading his sticky seed all around the region. Evidently he has a business interest back in Blighty and has people running it for him and lives the life in Phuket!! Good for him. Nice work if you can get it!

We had an awkward situation. He was with KiKi I think her name is. A big, tall, busty blonde LB from Bangkok who was down south having a good time and Sticky was hooking up with her. We all were walking back down to Cocktails & Dreams and there were these blokes behinds us speaking an unrecognisable langauge. I could tell they were making comments about Sticky and KiKi. It turned out this one guy was a Finn and ended up being a REAL ASSHOLE. Finally this guy said something and the scene went someting like this:

Finn: Hey you will need some vasaline!
Me: No you use Liquid KY its much better.
Sticky: Nice one mate
Finn to Sticky: Hey I bet she has a bigger cock that you!
Sticky and I stop to have a chat.
Sticky: Hey mate I hope so - you got a problem?
Finn: What's going on with you? What about your wife?
Sticky and me: I (he) doesnt have a wife you asshole. What are you jealous?
Me: What about YOUR wife? She probably looks like a cow with a fat arse and YOU are jealous!
Arsehole announces he DOES have a wife and we tell him off and he should go back to the bitch!! Not nice and I thought it could get a bit nastier but he ended up backing down and saying shit. A guy like that probably wants to give LBs a go but jsut isn't secure enough with himself. 

Well, after order was restored we get to C&Dreams. I see M from last night and have a think about it but, no, I decide I need some variety. Was that ever a fucking mistake as it turned out. Jon goes for his Blondie-poor girl. He eventually makes his excuses and barfines her. Like I said poor girl. Jon is confident after last night he can give a good preformace and really fancies some!! Good lad!! Jon and I part ways. he goes back with blondie and I head back to Soi Katoey to have a look for Poopy. I eventually "borrow" someones cell phone and she has a drink with me and we start chatting. She agrees to come with me but says something about money. Now, this should have sent me running but no I was horny and wanted to bang her pooper. We walk back to the bungalow and halfway there she asks me if I pay her. Again this should set off major alram bells. I told her of course I would pay her but she seemed pre-occupied. I asked her if she wanted to come back with me and she agreed. We got back to my room and we stripped and showered but there was something wrong. You never really know how they will be until you get them behind closed doors. Like last night I had my doubts about M but they disappeared afetr she got back to my room. With this girl (Poopy) it was the opposite. Things went form bad to worse. No sooner had she started licking my now hard weasel she says, "You pay me" I am absolutely fed up. I say, "thats it-youre leaving." Staright red card offense that is. I didnt want to give her a yellow coz A) we shouldnt have to put it with this BULLSHIT and B) the sex would have been, without dobut, shit. If I wanted this I could get it at home! 

She looks at me as if I were nuts and tries to get me to change my mind but I ain't having any of it. I was pissed off maybe too much. I put my clothes back on threw her 500 B to keep the peace and told her to get the hell out. I also show her the money I had in my pocket (about 4000 B) and showed her that I was MORE than capable of paying her but she missed out. She pouted and was pissed and started berating me in Thai. She left, words were exchanged and she made like she was going to dash back at me in the doorway but I held my ground, ready for some shit I was so angry. She did leave after posturing for about 5 minutes and had 500 B for doing nothing. I was not impressed and I had to pay a bar fine to boot for the cunt. If you go down Phuket way avoid this mercenary CUNT at all costs. She has tattoos on her upper arm in Chinese scripts so avoid her. She will be easy to spot.

After a few more minutes I gained my composure and I still felt like getting off. Hell, that's what I am here for isn't it? Not to deal with some mercenary bitchy skag! It was about 02:30 and I had a walk toward Bangla. The bars had let out and there were plenty of girls about. I walked around and chatted with a group of 3 genetic girls. I made my choice and tried again. My little head was doing the talking. I made a deal and we left. She wasn't the best looker and she was a little older than most (26) and worked at a local beer bar. To finish the story what she lacked in looks (she wasn't a pig) she made up with her good attitude and nice service. We played around for about 30 minutes and blasted a load in her (with a boot of course). She left me her card with the bar on it but I doubt I would be seeing her again. I just needed a result and someone acceptable to blast a load into so I could get to sleep with a smile on my face!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! It was about 03:30 after our post coital shower and she left!

WHAT I SPENT TODAY:
500 drinks
300 misc
300 bar fine for POOPY the bitch
500 POOPY to get rid of the bitch
1000 For short time girl
800 hotel

3400 For the day

9800 for the previous three days running tally

13,200 Running tally so far

next installment next week I think!!! 

To be continued…