Trip report - BLUE BALLZ - 'be careful out there!'
Blue Ballz on vacation...

Part six:

I got up today at about 09:30. I Could have used some more kip but, hey, I will have plenty of rest when I am dead. Besides, I am in Phuket and I have to make the most of things. It's another beautiful day. I touched base with Jon as he moved to another hotel and we made plans to ride around in the jeep we rented last night. He picked me up at about 11:15 and we made our way south. No real plans - just play things by ear. I only have a few days left and the long journey back to reality and freezing my balls off - not to mention the lack of avaiable, lusty LBs!!! Oh well, then I will be looking forward to my next trip in May!!! Not too bad, and you have to have something to look forward to!

We left at about 11:15 and headed south to look for the monkey show. Yeah, kind of cheesy but just liked to check it out. Well we never found it and kept on heading south. We stopped for an early lunch at Kata Beach and we had a dip and a walk around after lunch. I saw a good looking farang girl - she must have been from Sweden or Norway; she looked Nordic anyways. She was good looking and in a bikini and we were walking behind her. No matter how her bod was her butt jiggled a bit and Jon and I commented that however hot she was, her bod cannot beat what a young ladyboy has. LB bods are so tight and lean it's incredible.

We decided to head all the way up north and go to the waterfall Jon used in his fantastic SheMale Island Update in March 2001. Holy Shit that was 3 years ago. How far has this site come in 3 years? It took us about 30 minutes to get up to the northern part of the island - Phuket Island isn't that big. We got to the entrance and some guy tried to extort 400 Baht from us to get in. Jon says forget it, it's a scam and we proceed as normal. Ah TIT This Is Thailand. I guess you cannot blame a guy for trying!

First we made a detour into the jungle. This Thai guy Jon had met and befriended on previuos trips actually lived a couple of Kms in to the jungle. If I knew how tough the schlep would be I would have told Jon to fuck off but, in the end, I am glad we went. There was a "path" but it was tough sledding. About halfway thru I hear Jon say, "Whoops I THOUGHT this was the way." I said, WHAT??? LOL!! Well, it's funny now. We were talking about cobras (and there are cobras in the area) but I have seen plenty of Animal Planet/Discovery shows to know they are way afraid of us. My fear was actually STEPPING on one as we trek like a couple of fucking elephants thru the jungle!!!

After a good half hour, we came to a small clearing and Jon shouts for his buddy! No answer. Did we come all this way for nothing? We eventually find the guy as he was taking a nap in his hammock. The guy lives a very simple life. He has a small shack, keeps chickens and harvests durian fruit. He has a small house in a nearby village but he spends a lot of nights out here. In a way I envied him. If a nuclear bomb went off in London he wouldn't even know. No TV, no radio, no electricity, no running water but the guy DID have a cell phone - AND HAD COVERAGE!! Fucking unbelievable! His English was limited but we communicated OK. He told us the story one night he was sleeping in his hammock outside and woke up. To his horror he saw a cobra about 12 inches from his face!! That made me feel warm and fuzzy!! He was a really pleasant man and we had a nice visit for about an hour.

Mercifully, the trek back was a bit easier and we didn't encounter any cobras! The walk to the waterfall was quite easy after what we went thru! It was QUITE refreshing to take a nice, long shower under the flow. There was a French couple there enjoying it as well. They had a nice camera and it was smaller than Jon's new toy. Jon got a woodie over the camera and I got a woodie over the huge mammaries this Frenchy was exhibiting under her straining bikini top. What's wrong with THAT picture?

We left there and headed for this private lagoon Jon had discovered off another beach. We had the place to ourselves and there was this one large shack which housed a Thai family. The tide was receding and the water was like a bath. It was fucking brilliant - 'this is the life' I thought. We stayed until about 18:00 and Jon dropped me off at my hotel. I decided to take a break from fun and games tonight but will definitely go out. Hey: old BB ain't 22 anymore!

Well, the best laid plans of mice, men and Thai whoremongers!! It actually rained a bit. The plan was to go to CTails & Dreams for a bit then return early on. Jon had his own plans and his name isn't even in my notes but he wasn't at CTails & Dreams. I found my way there and promtly saw M and had a drink or two. Oh man do these girls have a way of tempting you! There was this Italian guy with a friend of M's I think it was Jenny. Jenny is tall, slender and has a nice face. She is good looking for sure. Jenny wanted me to tell this guy what the deal was with her and this bar. She didn't want any confusion. Why do these girls think that all farangs speak the same language!! This guy was called Duco and was from Bologna and said this was his first time in Thailand. Oh well maybe he DOESN'T really know that this beautiful creature has a stiff cock! I think he knew the score but I wanted to make sure for everyone! My Italian ain't great but I can speak a bit. I told him, "Una bella donna con EXTRA." He understood and said he had never been with one but I wasn't quite so certain. Hey, I encouraged the guy to go for it as Jenny is a tasty dish. We were all having a good time and lots of laughs. All the time I am drinking and I feel this bulge in my nether regions!! Like I said these girls like to tempt and cajole. All this while I am hangin out with M and M only. Well, I have a short holiday and don't want to regret it when I get back to New York. Game on!! My quiet night turned into a royal romp. I got this guy Duco sorted out with Jenny. He said he was short some cash. He had like 1500 and I said that should be enough for short time but after his bill he was a little short so I gave him the 200 B for the bar fine. he said he would see me here tomorrow to pay me back - yeah right! I wasn't too concerned. If I could help a guy on a life changing experience and have him fuck his first LB then what's a couple of hundred Baht?? 

When I got M back to my room I was an animal. No tenderness tonight and I am going to make this fucking little minx pay for manipulting me. As soon as I got the door shut our hands were all over each other. Out tongues probed each others mouths hard - almost violently - and we BOTH enjoyed it. The obligitory shower and I toss M on the bed. I have had quite a bit to drink and want to make certain I can take care of biz. I had teased M a little after our recent encounters about her complaining about "Jep". I reminded her about that before and said the next time (which was now) wouldn't be so easy. Hell, I didnt want to hurt her or cause her pain but I was taking no prisoners. She didn't complain when I greased up one finger with some Liquid KY and probed her butthole. She was purring like a little kitten. Some more KY and a second finger up the pooper. I wanted to make sure she was good an ready for a wild, hard fucking! M didn't dissapoint! She was more than ready! She turned around and I stuck my dick in her mouth and she gobbled it down like a hungry dog!! Her slurping was almost obscene but I loved it. Enough: let's get it on. A little more KY applied to the condom and we were rocking. She took it doggy style and I leaned back and let her impale herself on my flesh torpedo. It went in easy enough even though I ain't no John Holmes!! That's when the real action began. I started fucking her maniacally and we established a great rythm. I think she wanted a couple more inches even she was so horny and up for it. M got down on her belly and I started pounding on top of her. The room wasn't hot but I started sweating like a fucking pig on a Las Vegas summers day. It was good; the best shag I have had in ages. From time to time I stopped for a minute only to resume my pound-a-tation. After about 25 minutes of this M had me withdraw. I thought about sticking my dick in her mouth but didn't want to wash off and wait. I ripped off the condom and spread some more KY between M's tits. She pushed together her tits and it looked as if there were a hot dog inside some really nice buns!! I finished off and gave her a nice molten hot load of spooge. I was breathing so hard and I thought my heart would pound out of my chest. Man, that was good. M had a shit eating grin on her face and had that come all over her tits. Man, what a picture that was. She started jerking her ample cock and I immediately played the part of gentleman and gulped down and slurped her hard rod. She was mega turned on and was enjoying the proceedings!! I sensed she was going to lose it so I moved up to lay beside her and hope she would come all over me!! She jerks her cock another minute (and I swear this part is especially true) she lets loose with a HUGE POWERFUL burst. This was incredibly erotic. The first blob hit her right on the neck and the second jet blast of spunk landed on the headboard!! She then continued to come all over herself. She was out of it for five minutes and we just lay there basking in the glow of post coital glory. I felt like a cigarette and I fucking hate them!!! What a great shag!! I pulled her come soaked bod on top of mine and we started kissing and licking one another for a bit and that was that. It was about 02:30 when she left.

WHAT I SPENT TODAY:

300 food
200 misc
1000 drinks and tips
200 bar fine
1500 girl
300 extra tip for M
800 room

4300 for the day
17900 the previous running tally

22,200 so far for the trip!

My budget has been holding up pretty good and I am not wasting money on shit like food and such LOL!!! No, seriously I am doing fine for now and the trip has been great so far but that last shag will be tough to beat.

Enjoy!

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