"Alright... Let's try this again, shall we? Now... DO you believe in God?"
 Stogie

"I agree, sister Eurathene, the 'Magnificent Five' does sound lame. We need two more!"
 Marko

Now which one of you boys put the ferret in Sister Cunnilingus' habit?
gazzio

You know what the penalty is for eating in class, Johnny McGuire?
gazzio

No where in the bible does it say "thou shalt
not shoot the kneecaps off of thy transgressors."
gazzio

New NRA spokeswoman Sister Winnefred dislays the kinder, gentler
side of gunmanship when she says: "I gonna cap yo bitch ass."
gazzio

The new bouncers from King's Castle 3!
Jon

Mother Supierior: "Attention, Sister Mary. What do you do if you see that dicksplash Bin Liner (aka Bin Laden) coming towards you with half his head missing?
Sister Mary: " Offer him a bandage and a bacon sandwich for afters? "
Mother Supierior: "No Sister, stay calm and focused, then reload!!!!!!!! (Then call the 2 pall bearers to carry the coffin cos there are only 2 handles on a fucking dustbin!"

Bricktop.
The virgin soldiers!
paddy

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Pope: Nuns. Lots of nuns.
With apologies to ‘The Matrix’ author and cross-dresser Larry Wachowski
(Han Bali)

 "Five (not so) easy pieces!"
(Paul)



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