(Remember when you are reading this report that prostitition is Illegal in Thailand.)

OK....so Jon finally had to get his ass into the world-famous Eden Club on Soi 7 Sukhimvit and see if all the hype is true. I am happy to report that everything we have heard about the place is true, and so much more!

Eden Club is a small bar, with about 30 girls working in there. My friend and I went in at about 7, which is actually a bad time because it's 'happy hour' from 6PM-8PM, 2 girls for 3200 Baht, so most of the girls were already upstairs with some other schmucks. But there were about 8 hanging around so I grabbed 2 and headed up with a couple beers; I would say one was about an 8 and her buddy was a 7, certainly better than anything available back in my hometown. The 'menu' at the bar says that you can pretty much do anything you want with these girls, and man, they were not kidding. And, they are all confirmed bi-sexuals; not just going through the motions.

Anyway, these 2 were pretty cute and young; I had them dress up in schoolgirl uniforms [ya, i know, i need help] and we went up and started playing around. There are porno movies running constantly on the TV above the bed, and mirrors on the ceiling. Since having 2 loads in 90 minutes would be more pain than pleasure for me, I told the girls I just wanted to lose one, and to take our time. No problems. They both sucked me off for about 20 minutes, and then I drank my beer while I watched them play with each other with their uniforms on. Very cool. They brought up 2 dildo's with them; one a strap-on and one vibrator. The smaller one attached the strap-on and started reaming her buddy hard; this was no simulated bullshit; she was pounding away hard and putting her buddy in pain with a huge dildo which was a lot bigger than my 6-inch shaft. i was jacking off and checking out the action from all angles and frankly couldn't believe what i was seeing; i felt like i was in a porno movie. the one on her back was screaming and making noises like she was cumming; if she was faking it she is a better actress than Meryl Streep. Now the small one rolls off her, and the other girl takes out the 8-inch vibrator and lubes it up, and begins reaming this little 100 pound 19-year old cutie from Issan while i am licking away at her boobs and playing with her asshole. these girls were wild and i was ready now to screw after 30 minutes of watching this shit. I took the smaller one [natch] and began reaming her hard missionary style, while her friend was behind me playing with my crack and my balls; the small one was having fun and after about 10 minutes i had her get on top, and her friend was licking my nipples and making out with me while the small one was riding me like a ride at the carnival. Now it was time to unload; i had the small one get off me and work on my nipples while the other one blew me and jacked me hard; when i lost it i felt like i would go through the roof. i gave up my usual huge wad and the girls were laughing and said 'you have 1 kilo of cum!'....ya, because of you! we laid on the bed for about 10 minutes while my heart slowed back down to a normal pace and i could breathe again. Wow...fucking unbelievable. We all took showers and went downstairs. My bill, after about  90 minutes of fun and 3 beers, 3300 baht. I gave the girls each 500 for a job well done and got outta there for 4300 baht, about 100 US dollars. talk about 'worth it'.

Now, the best part. While i was waiting for my friend, ALL the girls were now hanging around waiting for the night shift to come in. There were about 25 girls hanging around now, ranging from about a 7 to a 10. not a fat one in the bunch and all pretty cute and smiling. I talked to the owner over a beer and he was showing me his lap top with all the girls listed in a grid, with what they like to do. EVERY girl likes to recieve cum on face and in her mouth; about half like anal; about another half like to be pissed on, or in their mouth; some are into bondage, some are into fisting, some will do it all.

Needless to say i will be back in this place, and soon. This was one of the best experiences i have ever had in my 6 years of going to Thailand, and I WILL be back there, sooner than later. Highly recommended.

Jon

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