Pattaya: Quick Fix Trip Report!

H ey guys; short trip report here and when I leave sodom-and-
gomorrah by the sea I will have a more thorough update for
everyone.

Sunee plaza; some decent ladyboys in here but as reported,
very young and some barely passable. these are the types that have
just come in from the country and are not really 'ladyboys' yet in
the true sense of the word, but on their way. Basically cute boys
with make-up. I have been there twice now and have seen about 10
that I would gladly take home, and ted says that this is quite a
cruising ground around midnight, when the young freelancers come out
in force. worth checking out for sure, especially if you like
small, young, and no boobs.

Mr. 99 shrimp bar; my friend and I went there last night and
this is STILL a gold mine, in my opinion. hard to meet the girls
here as they all have real jobs and don't just stand around looking
for customers, but if you can chat up a few you will strike gold.
My friend Nun still works there and she introduced us around to the crew
of about 10 girls; 7 or 8 were take-home material.

Pussy Bar; great place in the beer bar row that is between
soi 9 and soi 10; there are about 50 bars here and Pussy is in the
back, closer to soi 10. 7 to 10 ladyboys hanging around, with most
being from Laos, and some unbelievable stunners. Also a gold mine
and we met 3 or 4 REALLY hot ones here.

Jenny Star is still happening. I was there 2 nights ago
and there were at least 15-20 ladyboys, with at least half being
screwable. Not really MY personal type, but if you like amazons and
gaudy make-up and slutty clothes, etc, this is the place for you.
think, Casanova south. Saw 'emma' from ladyboyguide and she looks
unbelievable, frankly; but just the thought of her kissing the
hairy guy with the dead rat on his head turns my stomach and I could
never take her home. she is very available, however, and out front
and center every night starting around 10PM.

Linda bar.....don't bother. still old and beat-up,
looking and the 2 or 3 that were decent were just average.

Walking Street is a great place to hunt also,
especially between about midnight and 3AM. I found and took home
an amazing 19-year old cutie at 3:15 near the Tony disco; she was
a rare gem in a sea of madness and we had a ball until 2PM the next
day. if you still haven't gotten laid by 3AM you will have no
problems finding a screwable one on this wild street.

Lastly, let me mention Tony's Disco on Walking
Street. The music is pretty horrible, but the night I was
there I saw at least 20 ladyboys and some were amazing. This place
is a good ladyboy-hunting ground if you can put up with the music,
the real girls and the goofy farangs like me. Worth checking on a
weekend between midnight and 3.

Pattaya is very cool but you need a lot of stamina! I
wish I had discovered it when I was 25. But compared to my last 3
or 4 trips here, this trip has proven to be very successful and fun
and I am having a change of heart about this wild city. Thanks in
large part to what I have read up on the Clubhouse message board, by the way.

Seems like there won't be much sleep on this 'vacation' LOL

Jon