Mr. Beef

Part one

Xmas 2003

Well, where does one start???

I’m a 25 year old Black male from London… If I new what my sexuality was I'd tell you that too but as the years have past it has drifted and drifted. I could lie like most of us do and say that I'm heterosexual but that wouldn’t be true now would it? ;o)

We like Ladyboys, Shemales & Katoeys. Their stunning facial features, beautiful eyes, long legs, firm breasts and cheeky grins still some how manages to give us the biggest stiffy we have ever had to deal with. 

No matter what you wanna call these beautiful ladies, they still have a penis!

I’m not looking for answers nor am I trying to label what I call the chosen few, those of us who like Neo chose the pill that would open our minds. I’m merely telling you what thoughts make there way daily from one side of my brain to the other. 

Have you ever wondered what your work colleagues, friends or even family members would think if they actually knew what we got up to in Thailand? I know what mine would say. I know enough to know that it wouldn’t be pleasant. But yet, ladies and gentlemen, I still run the risk. Do you know why? Because I love it… lol

I'd like to take you back maybe 6 or 7 years when I first discovered Ladies with that little bit extra. I blame my friend Daniel who sent me the email. 

You know the ones where you see a fully clothed female. Well, what you though was a female. You scroll down and she’s bent over in a mini skirt, then the bikini, then in the shower, then in a towel, then just tits then naked but somehow covering her manhood. Then it hits you! For the past 30secs you have in fact been ogling over a bloke. Most men pretend and go urrrr that’s nasty and scream don’t send me that shit again. Nope, not me buddy. I looked at it and my stiffy and felt dirty, violated, but at the same time I wanted to know where I could get more material like that…

As a young lad I was always a bit more naughty than most. When kids used to say 'oral sex' was disgusting I used to agree but wonder what it tasted like and what it would be like to do it. 

At thirteen I wrote a letter to a sex company and I set up a little franchise selling tiny vibrators to the 5th Years and 6th Formers until my mum caught me and made me read the letter about masturbation to my whole family that I had originally written. I was always looking for the freebies on the internet, the preview where you can actually see some shit. 

Well Shemale’s were no different. I set out to find this filth on the net and that’s exactly what I did. Search engine after search engine until I found them. I started off with the shitty ones, then as I fined tuned my pervin' skills I found the Brazilian site, then Yum Yum, Joey Silvera, Joanna Jet, Shemale xxx, Ladyboy-Ladyboy, asian-ts etc etc etc. Now in those days you could see everything in the previews. I used to spend hours and hours right clicking and saving picture. lol. I made my own little photo album. Containing literally thousands of pictures I named them in order of site and everyday I'd look at it, update it and anything else I fancied. Obviously, as time went by, it became harder to find freebies as I had most of them. 'Where there is a will there is a way'. Well that's what I thought.

Now, you know what’s coming next, don’t you? A virus hit my computer and messed it all up. At the time I was doing PC Technical Support, (only 1st & 2nd) so this problem was to complex for me so after trying my best I decided to take it to a buddy of mine. He said “I can fix it easy, I can just reset your hard drive after fixing it and you’ll lose everything or gimme a few days and I can recover all your files”.

My heart missed a beat and I though to myself that I'd lose a few years worth of Porn that if I wanted to get back I'd have to pay for! But at the same time; did I want my work place knowing I was someone who didn’t conform to the rules that society had set for us? I decided to save face and told him to wipe it all.

That just made me even hungrier. I started ordering Shemale DVD’s and praying that my mother would not open the package. If she had, she would have been confronted with something like “The Samba Sledge Hammer” something that I didn’t fancy. lol

Still I was yet to experience Lady Boy loving. 

Something had to be done...............................

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