January. The month when a zillion promises are broken and the ice is harder than a hookers heart! So what happened? Well, for a start we lost Maurice Gibb on the 12th. He was a part of the Bee Gees (the one with the hat) and was briefly married to Lulu in the early '70s. Five days later Richard Crenna died. 
Some of the stories in the news here in Bangkok back in January: Gary Glitter was deported from Cambodia. Thai film fanatics are claiming a world record after watching 36 films in two-and-a-half days. Women taking part in a drinking contest in Bangkok will wear helmets to avoid possible injury if they fall over. Two Thai policemen were robbed by two young women after taking pills they were told would enhance their sexual prowess. Fifty-eight Thai college students have been arrested for allegedly hiding pagers in their underwear to cheat on an exam.
But what of the girls you say? Well, a nice way to start the new year of course is a shoot of Kui! But I could be a bit biased here! The incredibly sexy May from Bangkok is here too. I like the way Nan fills out a bikini, and both Natalee and Natalie are hot stuff too...The always horny Saigon and that little cutie-pie Tam round off my picks for that month.

February. Let's see... what happened in February... The shuttle breakup took seven lives, and Mr Rogers has also finally left the neighbourhood.
Breast exercise sessions were launched in Thailand in February to help local women boost their busts! More than 1,000 people have been killed in a major crackdown on drugs and drug dealers in Thailand, police said. Petrol stations in traffic-choked Bangkok have begun offering massages to stressed motorists.
On to the girls... The tiny Chompoo was the prettiest, but DukDak wasn't far behind. Pretty average month for me. Nothing else really made the old soldier get out of bed!

March: Horst Buchholz died on March 3, 2003. He was born December 4, 1933. Wasn't he the German guy who was hired to play a Mexican in The Magnificent Seven?
A Thai animal protection group in Bangkok set up a blood bank for dogs in March. Policemen in Thailand are being sexually harassed by women and gay men because of their tight uniforms. The Thai military plans to exempt gay men and transvestites from the draft, fearing they could make the armed forces 'collapse'. The doctor who was the first to identify an outbreak of a deadly mystery illness has died of the disease. (It was later known as SARS!)
Well, there are a couple of stand outs this month. I've always had a soft spot and a hard on for Jane. Smart kiddo too! Nung and Pun tie for the silver medal!

April: Nina Simone the singer, died. So did the bloke who wrote "Wake Up, Little Susie", Felice Bryant.
The news in Thailand: Women who wore skimpy clothing during Thailand's New Year water festival were ordered by police to go home and get changed. At least 359 people died and more than 23,000 were injured in road accidents during the first three days of Thai new year celebrations. Thailand is organising a laughter contest for prisoners in an effort to ease stress among inmates.
And the girls... Yippee! A bumper month. Good thing too. I was almost asleep back in February and March! Aon or Banana? Hmmm... Banana gets it by a nose hair! That sexy Natalie keeps appearing in my dreams though! Nice set of photos from Yo...

May: Robert Stack died. (His wife was damn hot!) He had a heart attack and died on May 14, 2003. Born January 13, 1919, he was TV's Eliot Ness and longtime host of Unsolved Mysteries. 
A 25-year-old student was crowned Thailand's Jumbo Queen. A Scotsman was voted the funniest man in Thailand. Two stray dogs caught on the streets of Bangkok have been flown to the Netherlands to be adopted. (I wish they had taken the lot of them!)
Another great month. Kleenex shares go up a nickel because there is a bevy of fine talent this month... May wins it for me followed by Aon. Anney and the sexy Katy and that cute doll Oh fight it out for the bronze!

June: Gregory Peck died on the 12th (he was named the AFI's Top Movie Hero the week before he died) then three days later, on the 15th, Hume Cronyn gets cocooned! The four time Oscar winner Katharine Hepburn died on June 29. She was born May 12, 1907
Stories in Thaland included a Thai man with an artificial leg who was electrocuted in Bangkok while urinating near an electric pole. David and Victoria Beckham were seen shopping in Thailand for spirit houses to ward off evil. Traffic in Thailand's Muang district was disrupted for hours as more than 1,000 people led by a veteran exorcist hunted for ghosts. 
June was the very best month the web site has ever had. Ponlien gets the biggest tip, and Dina is right behind her, but the talent this month is amazing... Aon, Chompoo, followed by Note and Ce rounding out my picks.

July: Bob Hope died from  pneumonia on July 27, 2003. Born May 29, 1903. Retired comic, world traveler, golfer, made it past 100! But before that Barry White sang his way upstairs and Buddy Ebson bought the farm.
Meanwhile in Thailand an alternative logo for an Aids conference showing a bull elephant in a sexual position was  criticised, because the animal was not wearing a condom. A Thai massage parlour entrepreneur  was complaining that police are investigating him despite the monthly bribes he is paying officers. Two Swedish zoo keepers had to learn Thai so they can issue commands to a pair of elephants presented to the King and Queen of Sweden.
And on it goes! Anyway this months crown goes to Anna ,and no-one comes close to this remarmable lady. Well, except for May of course! And Natalie! Am is on the bubble!

August: Gregory Hines got tapped out. I was never a fan, but I wasn't expecting him to cop out this early. That fat bastard Idi Amin died, thankfully. Also the craggy faced tough guy Charles Bronson got his deathwish.
An ice-cream truck driver in Thailand has died while laughing in his sleep, said reports. Thailand's government wants to ban 18 love songs from radio and television, because they say the lyrics could promote promiscuity or infidelity. One of Thailand's main prisons  launched an in-house cable television station run by inmates.
So, who would you choose? Praw gets the Prize! But about 5 girls tied for second! That girl Mon looks sexy. Benz does too. Also Peaw seems like a nice girl! Poom and Anny round out the month of August!

September: Johnny Cash (man-in-black) died from complications of diabetes and lung ailments on September 12, 2003. Born February 26, 1932. Country singer and songwriter, married to singer June Carter Cash for over 30 years. Had many health problems, but amazingly he outlived his wife by several months. Robert Palmer played his last song, and that unfunny actor John Ritter dropped down dead.
In Thai news in September: Thailand's executioner said he is looking forward to hanging up his machine gun when the country changes its method of capital punishment to lethal injection next month. (That's a comfort!) The owner of a gay website showcasing pictures of Thai police in their snug-fitting brown uniforms has reportedly accused police of blocking access to it. A 22-year-old illegal immigrant from Burma asked Thai police to lock him up for immigration violations - so that he could be reunited with his 20-year-old bride.
Anyone think I would be out of line if I chose Linly? In fact she is my number one favorite ladyboy on the whole site by a pretty fair margin, too. This girl is a 10!  Anney gets a prize for showing up!

October: Kamato Hongo was famous for being old! He died on October 31, 2003. Born 1887. World's oldest well-documented person for almost four years! Willie Shoemaker (jockey) also rode into the sunset.
A Bangkok university were planning to raffle off diamond and gold jewellery to discourage female students from wearing short, tight school uniforms. A firefighter from Thailand said that he eats a live worm every day to stay healthy.
I'm taking Katy to meet my mum. Then after Pop and I are just going to fuck till we pass out, then me and Manny are gonna get drunk and invite Saigon over for the night...

November: Bobby Hatfield died November 5, 2003. One of the Righteous Brothers, famous for "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'. Art Carney died November 9, 2003. Starred in Harry and Tonto, Going in Style and played Ed in The Honeymooners.
Thai police could be sent to fashion shows to make sure the models are not baring their breasts. A Thai hotel has built what it claims is the biggest Christmas tree ever, made entirely out of noodles. 
That sexy elfin-like blond Oh gets the batteries re-charged as christmas approaches! But I am still looking over at Pun and wondering if I have done the right thing! Moo and Tam arm wrestle for the morning shift!

December: Alan Bates dies just after Christmas and OBE Bob Monkouse (British entertainer) dies a day later. Both succumb to the big 'C'.
A German tourist who took a piece of decorative glass he found at Thailand's most sacred shrine has sent it back after two years of bad luck. Vets have opened Thailand's first monkey hospital in an area which celebrated its massive primate population with a nine-course feast for them. The Thai government has announced plans to charge a British woman for using an image of the Thai flag on her porn website.
A good month to round off 2003. Arty wins because she has the most awsome body! Check out her bikini shots! But Pop was a close second. Very sexy girl in a kilt! Aon is a close third. She gets better each shoot. Jo is a sexy lookin imp, though, isn't she? Wow... then there is Saigon, Kat, Neay, Art and Kristy... Was this the best month of the year? Hmm! I reckon it was!