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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

Maximum stars 5

OVERVIEW John Connor is 22 and keeping a very low profile. By living "off the grid" and not having a phone, a home, or credit cards,  he avoids being detected by Skynet (the network of machines that's still after him). Unable to find Connor, Skynet sends its latest creation  (the TX), a faster, stronger, smarter, and nearly indestructible fembot terminator!

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes, Kristanna Loken, David Andrews, Mark Famiglietti, Matthew Bonnar

Director(s) Jonathan Mostow

Screenwriter(s) John Brancato, Michael Ferris

Studio Warner Bros.

 


You know... I just don't get it with these time travelling chaps. Why don't they just set the dial to the Victorian era and kill every first born child! Probably make for a good movie too! Well, that kind of logic  won't sell a movie, and this one doesn't need to be 'sold' anyway! We're all gonna see it, we know we are, and if we don't actually go to the movies we'll get the DVD on the day it comes out and watch it wishing we had a bigger telly and a louder home theatre to shake down the walls with! 

A lot of fuss has been made about it not being a Cameron project. Cameron Shmameron! I never really noticed (or cared!) Blimey it's 20 years since the first one! Well, almost! And 12 years since 'T2!' Where does the time go, eh?

 OK..."Terminator 3" amounts to the ripping open of an old wound. John Connor (Nick Stahl) is now a young man who shouldn't have the fears of mortal man, now that the mechanical assassins of the future are no longer being ordered to terminate him. Yet now that his mother has died of leukemia, John is an anxious drifter convinced that his future remains apocalyptic. 

Even if you have not seen the first two movies, (yeah right!), "Terminator 3" is a taut, exciting science fiction thriller that pumps up the adrenaline without forgetting that we are a sophisticated movie go-er with the power of (a) rational thought...

Directed by Jonathan Mostow, ("U-571,") the new movie always seems to want to outshine the previous ones, and very often it does just that.

"Terminator 3" repeats many of the "T2" good Terminator/bad Terminator lines, with Arnold Schwarzenegger "back" as yet another version of his original granite faced, sunglasses totin' Terminator, sent from the future. And as in "T2," the nice 'Schwarzenegger' Terminator is less technologically advanced than the evil Fembot Terminator threatening John and the fate of mankind. (So why do the good guys of the future fail to do their upgrades? Oh well!)

The new, ruthless "Terminatrix," or simply TX, is a cool looking fembot by any standards. Played by Kristanna Loken with an ice-princess attitude, magnetism and steely glare of the wonderful Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct," TX boasts the morphing abilities of her "T2" predecessor, can turn her arms into firearms and, most importantly, can control other machines telepathically (or whatever the fembot equivalent is.)

'The chase' is the movie's true show stopper. It's an eruption of glorious mayhem that beats the crap out of The silly Matrix movies. And this mayhem is a lot more real and has more of a 'bloody hell... how the fuck did they do that' feel to it. 'TX' takes over a huge truck with a fly-away crane that takes out lampposts, cars and anything else in its path. The high point comes when our hero is hanging at the end of the crane, and 'TX' is running it through office buildings to dislodge him. Bloody excellent stuff.

It is cinematic summer feasts like this that makes it almost worthwhile having no football to watch. Of course you have to embrace the genre of mass destruction as entertainment. I do! But it's OK, because this isn't all just mindless destruction. The director and screenwriters John Brancato and Michael Ferris ("The Game") maintain a somber tone as they take the movies  science-fiction selling points seriously. (This is not to say there is no humour. There is, but it really takes a back seat in this show.) The explanation for this story's continuation is never plausible: It's science FICTION, OK?

When an insidious computer virus threatens the nation's defense systems, top government officials want to use Skynet to combat it, even though its architect, Kate's father, Robert Brewster (David Andrews), fears that it isn't ready. (Well, no points for original story, eh?) The movie becomes a race against time as John and Kate try to warn her father that activating Skynet indeed will start the clock ticking toward doomsday.

What about Schwarzenegger? He is about the only real life super-hero on the planet isn't he! His recent career suggests that he may have outgrown the action movie scene, but he is always comfortable here and keeps his appeal as the wry, dry and deadpan Terminator. He's on a real groove! Actor, nice guy, father, politition? But by night... chalking up the millions by biffing our super enemies off the planet so we can sleep easy at night. When you watch the actor you can see through his disguise, and conversely when we watch the fella on the big screen we see the man (through the metal) as he is, also.

Anyway when it's all over and done with and the credits are rolling, you get the nagging feeling that "T3" really doesn't capture the emotional largesse of "T2." Despite large scale sets and monster movie mayhem, it feels small and needing. It sets the viewer up for "Terminator 4", but I for one won't be holding my pop-corn and pepsi flavoured breath for another man vs. machine mega war film. Besides, who knows whether California would give Schwarzenegger time off from his gubernatorial duties to film it? Ah, he could swing it. He's a super hero, right? And that is a commodity of which the world is in short supply right now...

Great summer block-buster. Go see it.


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About me... Hi, I'm Clint, and I have been asked to do a movie review column for AsiantTS.com, or more specifically the magazine that accompanies it: The Clubhouse. I am a writer based in Asia and Europe, and I have been widely published worldwide. I enjoy watching movies, and have written at length on this genre for many years. 


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